Thursday, January 6, 2011 - MLIA Posts :

Hey guys, I was gone for ages, and I'm back. Since I can't find anyth to talk abt, I'll share all the awesome-est MyLifeIsAverage posts. Enjoy. (:

Today, I titled a word document "The World, All of Humanity, and Hogwarts" so when I saved it, it would say "You have saved 'The World, All of Humanity, and Hogwarts". I felt so accomplished. MLIA 

Today, my mother told me that I had gotten sent home in kindergarten because when my teacher asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up, I said "happy." The teacher told me I didn't understand the question, and I had told her that she didn't understand life. I wish I was still that cool. 

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw a dead chicken on the side of the road. I started to ask myself why the chicken crossed the road and then I looked up. Across the street was a Kentucky Fried Chicken. Now I know. MLIA 

Today, I realized that my mom texts more than I do. I feel like I've failed at being a teenager. MLIA 

Today, I was reading Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone to my 8 year old brother when we came to the part where Harry thinks that the Mirror of Erised shows someone their family. My brother stops me and asks, very seriously, if a piece of bacon were to look in the mirror would it see pigs or more bacon. I have been stumped all day. MLIA 

Today, I said to cleverbot: "Justin Bieber." It replied: "Are yout rying to make me sick?' I then said: Hannah Montana. It said: You disgust me. When I said, "twilight" cleverbot said "I'm outta here" and the page refreshed. I love you cleverbot. MLIA 

Today I was reading the posts on here when I saw the one about cleverbot saying someone's girlfriend was going to burn their house. I decided to say the same thing to cleverbot, his response? "You have a girlfriend? I thought we were married! *cries feeling betrayed*." MLIA 

Today, while driving through a sketchy neighborhood, I saw a guy on a street corner who looked like he was smoking and drinking beer. However, when I looked closer, I realized he was eating a lollipop and drinking grape juice. I like this guy. MLIA 

Today, I read a MLIA about a new pregnancy test commercial, that near the end it said "Made especially for women!" and them being worried about who it was for before. A fact for that person, pregnancy tests also work for gorillas. MLIA 

Today, in band class, the front office called to tell us that our bass player's new string had come in the mail or something like that. The whole class burst out laughing. Why? "We have a G string for Colleen in the front office." MLIA. 

Today, I was taking a crucial science test, and could not remember the last law that was asked. I then wrote The Gaga Law (RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)² in a shameless attempt for full credit. Not only did I get full points, but my teacher slipped me an autographed poster of Lady Gaga the next day. My teacher is a 59 year old man, and my new favorite teacher. MLIA

Rhonda=) blogged at 3:21 AM